There's a cat in my backpack in my locker; please feed her for me.


I never thought you’d make me feel like this.

Thanks, but I already have a date to the prom. But I’m flattered; I know how important dances are to teen gays.

I know it sounds crazy, but it isn’t. Jesus appeared to me on a sandwich and it has special powers, I’m telling you!

I’m sick and tired of people pushing me to be somebody I’m not!

We’re all freaks together, and we shouldn’t have to hide it.

Every day of my life, I expect more of myself.

Staking out; that’s what you do on a stakeout.

When are you gonna realise that he’s not into you like I am?

Rachel, you said I needed to be more of a leader to this club. Well, here goes, I’m making the call; we’re doing this.

I don’t like cities, but I like New York.