I could be looking at your boobs and you’d have no idea.

I have a horrible memory and I’m easily distracted, so if I don’t answer your message, kick me until I do (sometimes they don’t always come through either, but I’d never ignore anyone so let me know if you’re waiting on me).

I also have this incredible fear of reading messages at the minute, so I’ll get back to you in the next 2-6 months.